Hey guys. I wrote a thing!
the last of the great pretenders
Derek Hale/Dean Winchester
Explicit. 3,825 words. PWP.
“The last time I fucked a hunter, she burned my family’s house down,” he grits out. He grabs the guy’s hair and yanks his head back, licking over the mark he’s left on pale, freckle dusted skin. “What’s to say you’re any different?”
“I know what fire can do.” He laughs, but there’s no humor in it, only pain. “I know what it can take away, trust me.”
Read it on Ao3!
Yay, big bang!
Title: change the fates' design
Author:
_mournthewicked
Pairing: Jared/Jensen
Rating: Adult.
Word Count: ~ 50,000
Warnings: Mentions of past emotional neglect/abuse of a child.
Disclaimer: Look up fiction in the dictionary. You won’t find a picture of this story, but the definition of the word ‘fiction’, which this is.
Summary: All Jensen has ever wanted to do is see the ocean. Unfortunately, that's kind of hard to do when your dad won't let you leave your house in the forest because of your magical powers. So, Jensen spends most of his days with no one but his pet hedgehog to keep him company. At least, until a guy named Jared stumbles along and offers to help him realize his dream. (A J2 spin on Disney's Tangled.)
Notes: Written for
spn_j2_bigbang 2012. This one is a long time coming. Anyone that knows me knows how beloved this film is to me and I am glad to put my own spin on it. Unwavering devotion and love to
kamikaze_redux for providing moral support and doing a kickass beta job. Thanks to
waterofthemoon for providing the awesome artwork! Enjoy. ♥

prologue.
Title: change the fates' design
Author:
Pairing: Jared/Jensen
Rating: Adult.
Word Count: ~ 50,000
Warnings: Mentions of past emotional neglect/abuse of a child.
Disclaimer: Look up fiction in the dictionary. You won’t find a picture of this story, but the definition of the word ‘fiction’, which this is.
Summary: All Jensen has ever wanted to do is see the ocean. Unfortunately, that's kind of hard to do when your dad won't let you leave your house in the forest because of your magical powers. So, Jensen spends most of his days with no one but his pet hedgehog to keep him company. At least, until a guy named Jared stumbles along and offers to help him realize his dream. (A J2 spin on Disney's Tangled.)
Notes: Written for

prologue.
one. / two. / three. / four. / five.
epilogue. / art.
ao3 link.
Here, have 3,000 words of love 'verse fic! This is a flist only treat! It's just a few missing scenes that take place between parts two and three of this time is ours.
( wherein jared and jensen are the perfect couple, which isn't anything new, and josh and jeff get into a fight, which is very much so. )
( wherein jared and jensen are the perfect couple, which isn't anything new, and josh and jeff get into a fight, which is very much so. )
Title: trading all the wasted times
Author:
_mournthewicked
Artist:
daggomus_prime
Pairing: Jared/Misha (mentions of Jensen/Danneel)
Rating: Adult.
Word Count: ~ 36,000
Warnings: Tons of schmoop, meddling best friends, and one instance of an unorthodox, yet practical use of yoga pants.
Disclaimer: Look up fiction in the dictionary. You won’t find a picture of this story, but the definition of the word ‘fiction’, which this is.
Summary: Jared Padalecki could easily categorize his life by movie genre. His teen years were the offbeat comedy that found him floundering through a gay crisis and crushing on his straight best friend, followed by the indie drama that started with said friend moving away after graduation. His ensuing existential crisis culminated in him dropping out of college and moving out to L.A. on a whim. He wasn't expecting to cross paths with Jensen again, but that’s what sends his life veering into romantic comedy territory. Because it’s not Jensen that he wants anymore. It’s Misha, Jensen's eccentric and gorgeous yoga instructor roommate, that just might end up being Jared’s happy ending.
Notes: Here's my humble offering for
sassy_minibang. I got bit by the mishalecki bug bad, and this is what came of it. I owe my undying affection to a few people, without whom this story wouldn't exist. Many thanks to
obstinatrix for talking me into rolling with this idea in the first place, to
akadougal and
tiptoe39 for being the best cheerleaders a girl could ask for, to
kamikaze_redux for fixing all my mistakes, and to
gembat for her last minute help.
And now, for the art. I was lucky enough to get paired with the amazingly talented
daggomus_prime. I've been a fan of hers for so long, and to have her create some stunning art for my story is a huge honor. She was so wonderful to work with, and I hope that I get to do so again soon! Don't forget to tell her how incredible she is! ♥

one. / two. / three. / four.
(If you snag the pdf, please drop me a comment!)
Author:
Artist:
Pairing: Jared/Misha (mentions of Jensen/Danneel)
Rating: Adult.
Word Count: ~ 36,000
Warnings: Tons of schmoop, meddling best friends, and one instance of an unorthodox, yet practical use of yoga pants.
Disclaimer: Look up fiction in the dictionary. You won’t find a picture of this story, but the definition of the word ‘fiction’, which this is.
Summary: Jared Padalecki could easily categorize his life by movie genre. His teen years were the offbeat comedy that found him floundering through a gay crisis and crushing on his straight best friend, followed by the indie drama that started with said friend moving away after graduation. His ensuing existential crisis culminated in him dropping out of college and moving out to L.A. on a whim. He wasn't expecting to cross paths with Jensen again, but that’s what sends his life veering into romantic comedy territory. Because it’s not Jensen that he wants anymore. It’s Misha, Jensen's eccentric and gorgeous yoga instructor roommate, that just might end up being Jared’s happy ending.
Notes: Here's my humble offering for
And now, for the art. I was lucky enough to get paired with the amazingly talented
one. / two. / three. / four.
art. / pdf.
(If you snag the pdf, please drop me a comment!)
Title: undercover lover
Author:
_mournthewicked
Pairing: Jared/Jensen
Rating: PG-13
Word Count: ~ 1,100
Warnings: Complete lack of anything resembling angst.
Disclaimer: Look up fiction in the dictionary. You won’t find a picture of this story, but the definition of the word ‘fiction’, which this is.
Summary: To this day, Jensen and Jared still have no idea just how sneaky they were not.
Notes: This is a timestamp in the reinventing love 'verse and it takes place just before you can breathe now. This is for
erinwren, who participated in my recent charity exchange. ♥ Beta by the always fabulous
kamikaze_redux.
( Subtlety, you're doing it wrong. )
Author:
Pairing: Jared/Jensen
Rating: PG-13
Word Count: ~ 1,100
Warnings: Complete lack of anything resembling angst.
Disclaimer: Look up fiction in the dictionary. You won’t find a picture of this story, but the definition of the word ‘fiction’, which this is.
Summary: To this day, Jensen and Jared still have no idea just how sneaky they were not.
Notes: This is a timestamp in the reinventing love 'verse and it takes place just before you can breathe now. This is for
( Subtlety, you're doing it wrong. )
Title: Malibu Jared©: Anniversary Edition
Author:
_mournthewicked
Pairing: Jared/Jensen
Rating: PG-13
Word Count: ~ 3,000
Warnings: Unapologetic domestic schmoop.
Disclaimer: Look up fiction in the dictionary. You won’t find a picture of this story, but the definition of the word ‘fiction’, which this is.
Summary: Ryan isn't the only one that's a bit nervous about her getting older. (Timestamp to Malibu Jared©.)
Notes: This was written for
trueshellz, who requested a Malibu Jared© timestamp that somehow included Chad for
help_japan. I hope this fits the bill! Thanks to
kamikaze_redux for the beta. ♥
( Jared opens his eyes to find that he’s half-buried in rough, warm sand. )
Author:
Pairing: Jared/Jensen
Rating: PG-13
Word Count: ~ 3,000
Warnings: Unapologetic domestic schmoop.
Disclaimer: Look up fiction in the dictionary. You won’t find a picture of this story, but the definition of the word ‘fiction’, which this is.
Summary: Ryan isn't the only one that's a bit nervous about her getting older. (Timestamp to Malibu Jared©.)
Notes: This was written for
( Jared opens his eyes to find that he’s half-buried in rough, warm sand. )
Title: a perfect day to waste away
Author:
_mournthewicked
Pairing: Jared/Jensen
Rating: Adult.
Word Count: ~ 3,900
Warnings: Unintentional exhibitionism.
Disclaimer: Look up fiction in the dictionary. You won’t find a picture of this story, but the definition of the word ‘fiction’, which this is.
Summary: It's been a record-breaking three weeks since Jensen and Jared have had sex, thanks to their incredibly hectic lives. When Jensen finds himself with a rare night off, he plans to make the most of it. (AU)
Notes: This was written for
salt_burn_porn with the prompt 'awkward as hell', and it had no time to be run by the beta. If you find any glaring mistakes, please let me know. Title comes from this song which was playing on repeat as I wrote this. ♥
( Jensen knew, in theory, how hard being a first year junior associate at a prestigious law firm would be. )
Author:
Pairing: Jared/Jensen
Rating: Adult.
Word Count: ~ 3,900
Warnings: Unintentional exhibitionism.
Disclaimer: Look up fiction in the dictionary. You won’t find a picture of this story, but the definition of the word ‘fiction’, which this is.
Summary: It's been a record-breaking three weeks since Jensen and Jared have had sex, thanks to their incredibly hectic lives. When Jensen finds himself with a rare night off, he plans to make the most of it. (AU)
Notes: This was written for
( Jensen knew, in theory, how hard being a first year junior associate at a prestigious law firm would be. )
